Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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