Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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