Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
