Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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