I heard we made out
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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