Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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