she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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