So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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