Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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