Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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