They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Alive.
So much puke
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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