operation harelip BJ is a go
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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