I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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