That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.