PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.