hotel room ftw
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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