Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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