If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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