All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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