Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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