TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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