So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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