She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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