Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
