Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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