God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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