watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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