I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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