I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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