Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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