I am in a vortex of obligation.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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