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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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