so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket