Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
