Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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