4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
How does one acquire holy water?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize