Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i drank out of a bidet.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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