Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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