I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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