I didn't shave. On purpose
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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