i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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