Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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