Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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