It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
