You smell like stripper and shame
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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