dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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