someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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