Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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