No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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