I bet he comes in French.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.