Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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