Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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