i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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