haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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