when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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